Enemy Down

#eV - eVanity Gaming

i35 :D @ Mar 31 00:01

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Hello all.

Got a little spare time on my hands and some people were curious about the weekend so ill share our experience on this .
EAS
It began for others sooner than the Scots as Dutch, Teknotel, Cfx, Jamie, R00 and Connor were already at the event on the Thursday.

Jamie logged in first, he sat they’re wearily as a Crazy Dutch guy and a member of the Turkish Mafia set up a couple of seats beside him. I asked him if Teknotel and his Dutch comrade were there yet he replied he didn’t know.

-.-

I told him to go speak to the two guys and ask who they were after about 30 minutes of Jamie growing his testicles he did and before I knew it a steam orgy was going on with teknotel Dutch Jamie and myself accompanied by Cairnsy who was at mine.

Through Jamie’s Mic we could here the atmosphere building up and this brought a late rush of excitement.
We left them to get on with they’re matches and we would start to pack.....

Well Sensible Steve (DeV) did, and I forgot that all Cairnsy had to do was -close the lid on his laptop; put it in a bag; lift the bag; set off to LAN. So this left me up until about 3am not started packing Hmmm.......better get a move on so I dismantled pc ironed clothes set alarm then bed. I went to sleep at about 4 wondering if I should just stay up cause I will sleep in and be a complete

But I decided to go to sleep.... and woke up at 6 am yeeeeaaa boiii so shower etc just as I got ready DeV Came to the door .

The Long Road Down

The Train station wasn’t too busy no where to eat which was rage material and it was also very very x 2 cold in Glasgow Central.
Train down was ok we all feel asleep on 2 seats each O YEA ! but me and Cairnsy knew that DeV would get a Wee pal at Lanarkshire something like that started with an Lan... Unfortunately DeVs wee prick of a pal never showed and I was stumped with a guy who stuttering asked me if and one was sitting in the spare seat beside me too tired and pissed off for humour I responded no rather than No no ones sitting their and its staying like that piss off im nice and cosy.
So DeV and Cairnsy found this hilarious as they had a spare seat and me who was being a cunt to DeV was hit with a randomer!.
This all changed as my wee "pal", yes my wee pal we had a short convo peace out dude! but the spare space was short shelved as me and DeV got hit with two Queers, one of which thought he would fight me for leg room i won and also persists in putting his hand into his everlasting fruit bag and pulling out a selection of fruit only to leave his residue behind SCUMBAG!.

We eventually got into Birmingham new street such a fucked up Station with lots of flights of stairs.

We missed our initial train because of someone not knowing the difference between platform 5 and 2 yea yea it was me so up and down 10 flights of stairs with our own weight each in luggage was seriously not cool and after all that effort realising that we would have to go to the other end of the station and repeat our little journey was well a kick in the balls.
We got on rush hour train to London with passed Coventry where Teknotel would be waiting too many 1st class people about where us commoners where cramped in a well cramped space, with little Miss England - who spoke very proper and insisted on calling her father to tell him what she was going to do tonight, then mother then jeeves then her dog then her cat then the goldfish. FUCK ME!

I know knew that she was going to Watford, had a bad back also a hangover, she was going to pop into her parents house collect some garments of clothing, go to her friends house who never knew what to wear but Little Miss England said she has a nice purple dress that looks fabulous on her.

Well no one really cares. but that really grinned my gears.

On forth to the Gsta repping up the Turkish Mafia Teknotel we spotted his car before we spotted him as he came running though the doors with his hair blowing in the wind we knew he was koolio .

I was i back seat having nothing really to eat and Teknotel never really knew where he was going loll we were all a little car sick by the time we arrived at stoneleigh park as the suitcase banging of of me and cairnsy was taking the piss lol.

First Day at Lan

We set up Tents which would prove to be a waste of time, then booked in our pcs after me looking like a complete mong whilst the woman who was actually nice ! putting my wee band on the wrong hand then me saying em nah its that one and that was us here!.

A tall foreign German approached us with his big boots It wasn’t a German It was Dutchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy Woot he was little shy at first but it took all of about 5 mins for us to get the beers in and Teknotel and Dutch to be our new home dawgz.

Everyone was set up within the first half an hour of being there where as my computer was failing took me about an hour cause the little blue cable connected to the monitor and the back of your pc decided to grow some wee screws :/.
Almost the first thing i said to cfx Jamie r00 and Connor was can you fix my pc lol they all tried to help me out but weren’t really sure cheers anyway lads
So all thanks to the multiplay dude who got a screw driver and saved the day!.



Now it was almost straight into action until i got a phone call,

Shaq can you do me a favour and pack up my pc ive been kicked out

I was like wtf this was the words of Teknotel who had been Headshotted by the security who spotted an unfamiliar plant on Tek.

So that was little fucked up DeV came back in we played our first match we won it i think and then we took teknotels Pc at to the front.

Played the rest of our matches with stops over to see teknotel between them.

Lots of beers had passed and we were playing the guys behind us (^.^) that was they’re tag lol. The Smiley face clan as they were known or more famously the loudest guys on lan.
We had to get one of the Head Css admin to stand in between us to make sure they were not looking at our screens she was Scottish and was sound .
This game was probably our best game on lan for excitement we had about 10 specs each coming out of no where lol.
We were little shocked as we heard the screams from them when the won the pistol round on inferno as ct and then even louder screams when the won the second round when we were on eco. wtf :S
So fight fire with fire and as we started winning rounds the Cheers from us were much louder lol we won about 4 in around and on the last no one cheers bar Jamie lol. He felt like a right tube .

That game was right down to the wire with us winning 16 - 14.

I think it was after this match GriN our 5th came over and introduced himself he was sound and a good laugh he hadn’t played source in months and hadn’t played inferno since 1.6 lol so for that he performed amazingly.

We finished with 2 wins 2 losses in our group which stopped us from going into the last 32 :/ this was more of a kick in the balls ad we were playing Rasta and winning 2 - 0 in the second half and then the server crashed so had to start again the game finished 17-13 so with those extra three rounds as we would have surely won the last eco we would have qualified.

After that not much css was played we went back to the hotel and well the drinking etc began .

We did however return to play little Css and DeV departed us with the get it up yees approach to me and cairnsy.
He was going on about how hot and comfortable he would be in the hotel with the rest of them where as me and cairnsy would be in our tents.

DeV unusually returned about half an hour later, never said a word just put his headset on and loaded up source his cheeky grin had been removed on his return,

It took all of about a minute for me and cairnsy to pester him about why he was back.

He replied " nobody answered the door i cant get in"

We almost hit the floor laughing as poor wee dev didn’t have any where to sleep LOL.
He was raging as me and cairnsy were like " Aww where’s yer central heating now, think well go in our tents eh where you sleeping dev on the grass?"

He laughed it off and slept under his desk on his suitcase where him and Murder from sdcss had little intimate moment.

Day 2 at Lan

Waking up in my tent by 2 people kicking my side is shit.
especially when one is Dutch fighter with huge boots on lol !

They all went into town to get something to eat i went to the hotel got a shower to heat up my toessssss! they were so cold.

I went to the event afterwards getting to know the others better (jamie, cfx, r00 and Connor) entered us into the losers tourney and then the cunny funts that went into town returned cairnsy with a badger attached to his head which i grew more fond of its fluffiness as the minutes went on.

The drinking began - we finished third again in the losers tournament this time although we won 3 and lost 2.
We got to know enigma behind us who was another good guy with the hoops and also the sdcss guys .

After that we went to and back to the hotel and got another dominoes pizza like the night before. on the first evening we paid the square root of fuck all due to Teknotels gift of bargaining as the pizza arrived cold ish. The second night we only paid a fiver as the plebs made the same mistake lol.
It was basically drink smoke laughter > then we went back to the event played some matches ,messed around and that was that.
Me and cairnsy went back to the event for a while he decided he was sleeping there along side jamie whos tent had flooded. I decide to go back to my tent, as i lifted my jeans little and tip toes to my tent to avoid getting manky (Dirty), i approached my tent and noticed marsh like almost all around my fucking tent- only mine it seemed i opened my tent sat down and i could almost swim in it puddles everywhere so i took my stuff out and set up 5 chairs in the hall and slept like a baby .

Day Three

I awoke with Jamie looking into my eyes with love. They’re was some noise as Toxic were playing Mint.
I got up played little then headed over to the hotel to get a shower,
We played source on day 3 but not that much basically went into town got something to eat dev, dutch and i had a subway this was the first time where dutch actually picked something for himself lol. Every other time he just said same as the person before him he didn’t even say the order lol just same.
We went back to the event got beer then went over to teknotels this is when i met Unleashed we got beers from the bar smoked and everyone was fucked lol.
We went over to the event with beers etc in hand everyone put theirs in their pockets lol but not Dutch lol he walks in gulping away at his bud and as the security asks him where he got it from he just said bar lol it was good they let him drink it before he went in as I waited at the other side he was just laughing away lol "I just drink ya 2 bottles gulp gulp " lol we then went on to play source again which just failed lol some german hackers i think tek didn’t play and just played some Fallout 3 lool which he bought along with 30 quid net in the hotel lol. He was single playering it up.

I can remember much after that think i just had the same set up as the night before 5 chairs, sleeping bag, and a self made pillow - bag with a quilt inside.

Final Day - Tear Day

Nothing much went on here as the Scots had to get the train at 12:33 and tek was giving us a lift in.
We caught the train lol, luckily after Cairnsy ordered no mushrooms or tomatoes on his breakfast French bread thing ! so we waited a good 15 minutes for this, Cairnsy opens his up and notices these little white things commonly known as MUSHROOMS the look of disgust on his face was funny as fuck with about 7 minutes to the train cairnsy says fuck this and storms back into the breakfast place lol i await with dev in the station he came back about 2 mins before the train lol.

And well the rest was just the train journey we missed our Birmingham New st to Glasgow train so we were delayed for 2 hours in the station where i just took the piss out of most people going passed.
then we got the train and we are back w00t!


Muchos love to

All the #eV lads

Teknotel
Dutch
cfx
Jamie
r00
Connor
GriN

All the uti lads
enigma and his team

All the SDCSS

Unleashed

Evilbeanman

All of Ki
Maz

The Smiley face clan (^.^)

and everyone else we met and played im sure ive forgotten someone

xxxx


Cu@ i36